thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

meladoodle:

*runs up to newborn baby* ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

captain-mycaptain:

hey-cassbutt:

openyoureyeslove:

saamtemple:

YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT 

I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.