I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
*runs up to newborn baby* ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT
I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.